10/14/09

Feetnotes that became Footnotes!

These are the feetnotes that our first victim wrote to her X when he first swept her off her feet:

The Unexperienced Part of Heaven

So i come to realize that  I am now in heaven and heaven is in me.. Since i am currently located on earth which includes not only souls, but perceptions and ego, I had to protect that heaven that I am in and the one that is inside of me, so i started building a strong unbreakable fence around this holly thing with the thought of Gabriel harassing me with every brick i firmly push next to the other. I have a strong faith that he will come one day with his superior wings and sharp sword and he will shed and crash the fence i am building and turn it into tiny pieces just because he felt insulted by it!
Gabriel has always been the king of all guardian angels, he is the sole protector of everything the 'collective' human mind labels as bad. But why would i thrive to build a fence that is so unbreakable when i desperately want him to come and break it? well i guess it is because i believe in him so much to an extend that i am sure he will always be and do more than I myself expect.
I can't imagine what more could he be! he is loving and caring, strong and protective over me, handsome and confident, and most important he will be standing day and night on the trace of my fence that he crashed in order to be a part of my heaven, and to protect it like no fence or wall ever did.
So until he comes, i am now painting my my fence that i finished building with the most colorful colors known, part of it to keep me surrounded by beauty and the other part is a genuine attempt to make my fence so flashy and notable hoping that it would make Gabriel notice and rush into replacing it with his presence. As long as we breathe the same mystic air i will come.. he whispered.
As we know angels keep their promises, especially the guardian angels.. but he wasnt any guardian angel he was Gabriel. Now that he is here, no words can describe what he is like.. he is truly the king of all kings, the king of my heart..
- Victim

Footnotes
Oh man! If the real Gabriel is reading this post and the previous one, I am sure he will retire on the exact same moment and give his throne to a homeless wacko.. thinking that the homeless dude will now have a new 'colorful' place to live in, which in return will slightly decrease the number of homeless people on the streets!
Or maybe give his throne to a police officer or a security guard to keep that helpless poor girl and her heaven safe! (in my opinion she needs to be locked in a room temprature room that has no windows to make her feel protected).
The real Gabriel is now sure that  any homeless dude, wacko, police officer, or a security guard will be a perfect 'Gabriel' match  if that ******  X of hers managed to be one!

Oh Boy.. Here comes Joy

Joy has a duty call, her first task is to add that dude as a friend on Facebook and get to know how far would he go baring in mind that he is already in a relationship. So she wrote his name on the search box, got couple of matches, added her target at 11:47 pm, and he accepted her friend's request at 11:51 pm. Joy received a facebook message from him at 11:55 pm and the private FB message conversation was the following:
(His Name)
cute.... :)
Joy
Merci
(His Name)
You Welcome :)
(His Name)
Joy this is my email ****@hotmail.com, add me on msn beautiful (btw you really are beautiful)
So Joy added him to her MSN and they started chatting for an hour or so, he introduced himself and told her about his great job and how he is handling the whole Middle East area ( he doesn't even handle one block away from where he works), and that he owns a nice apartment back in his home town ( he owns a mobile phone, fake RayBan sunglasses, and an Ipod shuffle.. nothing more) and that he USED to have a gf a while back (just before they started their chat!) and they broke up because she was too demanding. WoW!!
After a couple of chat sessions that took place late at night (while he is supposedly sleeping), he asked her for her phone number to take this into the next level. Joy refused to give him her number which created a challenge for him, and he started pursuing her even more thinking that she is playing hard to get. He started to chat with her til dawn on weekdays, check her picture and profile every day, get mad if she wasn't online one night, get jealous when she tells him she is going out with her friends...etc
The guy got hooked to Joy! while in fact he has a beautiful and smart gf who loves him more than anything..
So confession time has just arrived, the gf admits to him briefly that she was the one who made Joy contact him, then jumped into the fireworks fight. She was shaking and crying and she spoke 1000 words a minute trying to fit in as much humiliating words as she could. It took him couple of minutes to digest the idea that he got caught, then he said: " You think I'm stupid!! I knew it was you, and i wanted to see how far will you go with your stupid childish acts", then he sensed that she might have believed him so he goes on " What are you trying to do? everything you are doing is pushing us apart.. Grow up! " and he hang up the phone.
WoW!! she almost bought that BS! the confused, poor girl had an actual doubt that he might have known from the beginning that it was her who sent Joy and he wanted to play along as he claims. Luckily, Joy likes documentation, she keeps a copy of all her chat sessions and emails in a safe file named after each victim , and by victim i mean the girl's name. So the gf goes through all the chat sessions and e-mails to figure out if he really knew she was involved or not, she started reading the first couple of sessions carefully then she dropped into tears.. From that moment, the imaginary X she once drew on that guy, turned into not being able to visualize the guy himself in order to draw another X. He completely vanished from her heart and mind, leaving a harsh grudge against all Adams.
And that was Joy's first experience with men's LaLa Land and women's crashed hopes of having a faithful partner.